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"During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Amanda. 17. Ann Arbor, Michigan. IB student. . I'm half Finnish which makes me better than all the other white kids.

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2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

themadfangirl:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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I thought it was going to be a sympathetic pat on the back, but nOPE.  Get the fuck up and keep playing, goddamn it.

ahrach:

blazecal:

replace all the vowels in your name with the letter ‘a’ gO 

rachal
how exciting

· amanda · :( ·

classysassyrepublican:

God didn’t give you the strength to get back on your feet so that you can run back to the same thing that knocked you down.

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

pumpkinradish:

fuckingmonsters:

figuring out complicated designs in perspective doesnt have to make you mad so here is good tips to keep in mind. can be used for all kinds of things

Where have you been all my life?

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

- Five things I am trying very hard to accept  (via peachringslushie)

papadevs:

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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this speaks to my soul

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